How I Planned My Day
“I always feel fresh as a daisy when my day ends. Not today though. It was a long & exhausting day. Today I had over-over-overslept,…
Another Goat, Another Miss
At one market today, which was so crowded you couldn’t reach your arm out, (though how I happened to make my way into the middle…
How I Stuck to a Carrot-Orange Diet
Many times I have witnessed microscopic insects drop feces on the face of this planet; the look of all the tension rapidly escaping their faces…
How I Saved This World From Total Blackout
I had slept the whole day. And I was NOT planning on getting up in a dozen more hours or so. But fate had other…
How I Missed Today’s Dose of Vitamin D
Today when I got down my building in my Homer Simpson pajamas to buy some fat-free vitamin D-enriched milk, I saw the most extraordinary thing….